Posts by Wordly Andre

Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so fowl, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!

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"The end is nigh"

by PopeOfEruke in

just got a message from a relative attending the dc.

this seems to be the big announcement from the convention:

the end is nigh!

Wordly Andre

Oh dear lord mrsjones, you are after my heart.

I nearly wet me armour

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"The end is nigh"

by PopeOfEruke in

just got a message from a relative attending the dc.

this seems to be the big announcement from the convention:

the end is nigh!

Wordly Andre

Its from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

We are the knights who say Nigh!

Nigh Nigh

Noew

no

Nigh Nigh

Damn sometimes I wish I had a Holy HandGrenade

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No Trespassing!! Breaking news for local JW's.

by Mulan in

jw
friends

this week at the book study, at all congregations in the u.s., a letter was read saying if you go to a house or property with a "no trespassing" sign, you must not enter, or knock on the door.

you have to leave immediately.

a sign saying "no solicitors" is too ambiguous, and they are to use their own judgment, and don't have to knock.

Wordly Andre

Ok I want to know how to make a sign, I am good on my computer but have not spent much time ever messing around with Photoshop, I want to make a sign like the kind that has No Trespassing with the hand holding the gun but change No Trespassing to No Jehovahs Witnesses, and still with the picture of the gun. I would totally hand that up in my window.

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Dear God

by Wordly Andre in

dear god, .

hope you got the letter, and... .

i pray you can make it better down here.

Wordly Andre

Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too...

Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you... Dear God.

- XTC

( I think XTC must have been a group of exjws)

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No Soliciting

by Wordly Andre in

jw
friends

we always get people walking in from the street in our office trying to sell us something, one time the dude didn't want to leave, i asked my boss if we could put up a no soliciting sign, but our office is very nice, and really modern, so my boss said not to put a big sign because he didn't want the office to look crappy.

i got out our label maker and using the smallest font, made a no soliciting label its only about an inch long, so now every time someone walks in we say didn't you see the sign???

and they say oh sorry and walk out and turn back and look at the front of our office scratching thier heads.

Wordly Andre

We always get people walking in from the street in our office trying to sell us something, one time the dude didn't want to leave, I asked my boss if we could put up a No Soliciting Sign, but our office is very nice, and really modern, so my boss said not to put a big sign because he didn't want the office to look crappy. I got out our Label maker and using the smallest font, made a No Soliciting label its only about an inch long, so now every time someone walks in we say DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN??? and they say oh sorry and walk out and turn back and look at the front of our office scratching thier heads. I'm going to make one for home. ha ha ha

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Crabs Legs

by Crumpet in

okay poor excuse for a thread - but can everyone take a look at my avatar and just say what you see.

its a cultureless experiment!

i'd prefer not too many insults but i guess i've been here long enough to live with the worst you have to offer!

Wordly Andre

Its that new video game called North Atlantic Crab Fishing

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Crabs Legs

by Crumpet in

okay poor excuse for a thread - but can everyone take a look at my avatar and just say what you see.

its a cultureless experiment!

i'd prefer not too many insults but i guess i've been here long enough to live with the worst you have to offer!

Wordly Andre

I'm telling you I see a pretty girl in front of a menu with todays special Crab Legs with butter sauce. he he he